Funniest blog on the planet. (with a few interesting facts about life)

Fortune cookie gets real.

Fortune cookie gets real.

Hey, what are you doing tonight

Hey, what are you doing tonight

(Source: iwastesomuchtime.com)

I’m disgusted when I see older guys with younger women…

I’m disgusted when I see older guys with younger women…

Oh right. Prayer.

Oh right. Prayer.

Help exists.

Help exists.

Nick Offerman’s 5 rules for being a man

Nick Offerman’s 5 rules for being a man

They stole her precious.

They stole her precious.

I’d totally shave my legs for you, and other such cards.

I’d totally shave my legs for you, and other such cards.

floralryanross:

never forget

"Yo, yo, yo, 1, 4, 8, 3-to-the-3-to-the-6-to-the-9. Representin’ the ABQ. What up, biatch? Leave it at the tone!"

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Yes its real… Grumpaccino.

Yes its real… Grumpaccino.

Unique grave.

Unique grave.

8 timeless toasts.

8 timeless toasts.

I miss Steve.

I miss Steve.